It’s the day Bachelor Fans look forward to all year, the perfect sofa and junk food excursion….me time excuse #1 has arrived; it’s premiere night for another season of the Bachelor. You know your shutting your p
hone off and digging in so QUITCHA LYING, aint nothing keeping you late at the office tonight!
The cycle always starts the same…curiosity, then anticipation, followed by months of gossip, lots of soap opera like highs and lows, a storybook ending; only to be let down about 6 months after the season ends (or 6 minutes)…
.this my friends is The Bachelor (or Bachelorette), a reality tv franchise disaster unlike any other and no matter how hard we try, we just can’t stop watching!
Tonight ABC is all set to dish out another hot mess and as usual we’ll all be there to take it in. This year, no different then prior seasons we have sleuthed and written extensively about the entire season (SEE PRIOR POSTS) and so alot about Ben Ladies and most of the destinations, the twists and turns, and the Bachelor spoilers as far as who Ben picks are already known…but that still doesn’t make it any less fun to watch the adventure unfold!
So in the spirit of this ridiculousness of the tv show, let’s relive just how friggin zany it is, in photos….
In this bachelorette blog installation I just wanted to share a blast from Bachelor and Bachelorette Past. Totally nonsensical and ridiculous pictures!
Why not prepare for tonight Premiere with Ben Flajnik by having a laugh at what we have laughed, cried, and made so much fun of in past seasons. The contestants! Starting with Ben the Bachelor, whom let’s be honest does resemble the now famous Cavemen.
Seriously folks. You know Ben is not the Best looking dude ABC could find for the Bachelor or even a strong 7.
He’s sweet though and moderately handsome and we grew attached last year so it’s all good. Although, before moving on I just have to say that in the real world Jennifer Love Hewitt and someone resembling a Caveman just don’t happen. Sorry Ben…..enjoy the ride though! We still love you.
Really though looking back at the contestants, perhaps a reflection of reality becomes most apparent though, the best looking arent always gifted with the best personality, and those that do have the best looks all too often come with massive personality disorders. Ya think?! 
Enter article #1 to the left. Does this not look like the cover of a Gay Porn….Perhaps titled something cheesy like, “Man Loving, high and hard with Captain America”
Jakes was very good looking, but his onscreen personality was, um yeah?!
"I wonder how much Tattoo removal costs?"
….and then there was Kasey Kahl, who seriously got that tattoo 
that made even the softies wanna vomit…..which Ali left in the snow… I mean can you blame her? This guy definately is not covered in David Goods Man Code!
….Was it just me or did you also wonder how the hell he got off that mountain? (remember all they showed was Ali taking off in a chopper and waving back at him)
Anyway, the ridiculousness doesn’t just extend to the men. Take for example this train wreck from last season with Brad; the Vampire Gal. 
I didn’t get it then and I still don’t. Robert Pattinson was nowhere to be seen? Did the casting director like totally sleep late and forget to find enough emotionally unstable gals for one season, so in a freak move of desperation he decided to throw one of the contestants a fang teeth insert and say here, just act like a vampire?! WTF, creative…I guess?
..."We'll put the crazy ones over here!"
"I can't believe they talked me into wearing this let alone taking Emily to the races!?"
….This photo below though really hurts my eyes. It’s the kind of image that makes me feel embarrassed for Brad Womack and that’s hard to do. It’s like that moment when Former President George Bush landed on the aircraft carrier and declared the war was over, some four years ago….all the meanwhile wearing a airforce outfit. Zoom Zoom, Brad the Bachelor is now a Nascar Racer….LMAO.
Rupal called and he wants his necklace back!
Chris Harrison has prolly seen some pretty big Bachelor Fails but sometimes, or sometimes oftentimes, the show leaves you wondering just how some things make it through quality control. There are probably too many to mention here but I am sure you all know what I mean by these randon examples above. Contestants with Boyfriends, WWF wrestlers, Contestants hooking up with producers, Contestants that are more interested in other Contestants, Crazy Contestants…Oh what a joy it always is!
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