The Bachelorette Episode 2 Sneak Peek, The Men and the Muppets as we are calling it, is below. Also Emily the Bachelorettes Final Four, which will most likley be the most discussed guys this season are all in the photos here:
Emily the Bachelorettes Final Four
The Muppets Charity Event was held March 17th 2012 at the Booth Playhouse Blumenthal center for the performing arts. Emily of course now just has 19 men that remain, they too look like Muppets.
Bachelorette Muppets
Elmo help us all!
even Elmo laughs at the Bachelorette!
So who is your favorite so far? Leave your comments with who you think Emily will Pick?
Will is be Sean Lowe or Jef Holm?
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Oh the joy!!! It’s this time every year that me and my readers are reminded just how strange people are. All this takes is one hour in front of the tube watching ABC’s version of husband hunting. Come one, come all, it’s the greatest show on earth. The smell of roasted peanuts, the woman juggling balls of fire, and fat man doing a trapeze while eating twinkies, at the circus your always surrounded by the bizarre…which is not far from what happens on the Bachelorette either!
So this year the TV Dating Circus / Romance Carnival is being held down south. DEEP DOWN SOUTH. Ah, now that YA’LL IS JUST RIPE FOR SOME SATIRE…..and yup, you can bethchurass Bachelorette Blog is all over that!
So let’s start with a top ten list fit for SNL.
10 Signs you are probably following Emily the Bachelorette on Twitter:
Emily the Bachelorette looks like a younger version of the, ‘Church Lady’ from SNL
You find those ABC promotional tweets warm and sincere. Regardless of the 25ok she made to “find love”.
You Celebrate Thanksgiving at White Castle
You are known to say, Bless Your Heart and then curse someone within the same conversation.
You are hoping that Emily moves into a brand new trailer with her hubby and has at least 5 babies within the next four years.
…it’s a Horse, oh my god, it’s a Horse!
You randomly posts, Roll Tide Roll! …all over social media
You really believe that Emily, a single mom actually thinks that TV is the place to find love
You use ridiculous metaphors you got from your grandma like, ’she looks like two pounds of sausage in one pound of skin’. WTF is wrong with you?!
There’s cable in them there woods
You have a proverbs tattoo on your shoulder and a tramp stamp on your ass.
…or Like Emily just did this week, you randomly tweet to let the rest of the world that you think they belong in Church on Sundays. GUESS WHAT, NOBODY CARES
Emily Maynard want us to go the Church on Sundays! Well isn’t that special!!
So in the spirit of a younger looking Church Lady, Let’s have church chat….
….and finally here is the new Bachelorette Emily Theme Song. Enjoy and share it on Twitter and make sure to follow Emily the Bachelorette on Twitter, all the cool people are doing it and you do want to be cool right?
….don’t forget to PIN IT! This might be the next ‘ Stairway to Heaven’.
