Desiree Hartsock picks Chris Siegfried, Zac Waddell, Drew Kenney, & Brooks Forester as the final four!

Great news Bachelorette fans! 

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All silliness aside my first impression after reading the guys’ bios was that Desiree Hartsock appears to have made some very solid picks this season….leaving the crazies out in the cold, or so we can hope.

…but if drama is what you like, don’t worry as I am sure their will still be some dirt to kick up before long, maybe even a Bachelorette scandal or two…God I hope it’s juicy! 🙂

So here are the guys from the Bachelorette season…..9?, really, it’s been that long?  Whatever the case we’ll just refer to it as Bachelorette 2013, make it nice and easy….kind like the Bachelor. Anyway, here are the dudes….

Brooks Forester who is just 28 years old

Hey look, Randy Travis is on the cover of GQ. I wonder if he's still on the bottle?

Hey look, Randy Travis is on the cover of GQ. I wonder if he’s still on the bottle?

Zac Waddell who is all of 31

Whose got the whitest teeth of them all...I DO, I DO!

Whose got the whitest teeth of them all…I DO, I DO!

Drew Kenney who we have no age on as of yet… he looks 24 though, tops 25

Looks like the star of a new Vampire movie on CW!

Looks like the star of a new Vampire movie on CW!

Chris Siegfried who is also a pup at just 27

Between Columbia Sportswear jacket ads and Perfect look photo shoots this guy will never be out of work.

Between Columbia Sportswear jacket ads and Perfect look photo shoots this guy will never be out of work.

Does anyone else feel rather old after reading those ages? Perhaps they could consider renaming the show, ‘first love‘ or sadly, based on the success ratio ‘My Future ex boyfriend‘, and that is perhaps partially attributable to the ages of these chaps! It’s  just my own crazy opinion but I really don’t think anyone know who they until they hit at least 30… or in many cases, 35.

After surveying this years Bachelors my conclusion remains the same as it has been the last few years. That being, ABC has no real interest in reality….Duh, Shocking! 🙂

My fear though is that this year the bachelorette’s ratings could really truly plummet! Besides Desiree Hartsock being chosen as the Bachelorette, who is about as exciting as the show, ‘Ready for Love‘  looked to be, the show is REALLY going to need to create some good fake drama. And I mean really good fake drama!!

Coming soon to your TV set...Snow White and 4 Dorks!

Coming soon to your TV set…Snow White and 4 Dorks!

Why?

Well because it has become clear to so, so many (okay like everyone basically) that the Bachelorette tv show has no real interest in mainstream relationships. Instead they seem centered on being a springboard for up and coming models and actors.

Truthfully, it’s been all downhill since Jake Pavelka was cast the as the Bachelor. Even the gossip has become unreadable and unrealistic. I mean, for f__k sake, when I am seeing columns being pitched with titles saying that Jake Pavelka is now giving Sean Lowe dating advice we’ve reached an all-time low.

…perhaps nothing more than a testament to our collective addiction to this nonsense is fact that we have kept coming back for more, no matter how bad it’s gotten…my hunch though is that interest in waning as people as people can no longer relate to what they see on TV! …A lesson ABC will only learn when it starts to hit their pocketbooks.

The long and short of it is that is why I write more satire and cover more than the Bachelorette, at the Bachelorette Blog!

Until next time when we’ll be talking about Bachelorette season 9 villains Brian Jarosinki and Bryden Vukasin

JL~

P.S. If I had to venture a guess, as far as who Desiree picks , just based on what i know so far, I’d be in the Chris Siegfried bandwagon; purely based on hairstyles. As always share your thought below…

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